
Sunday, July 12, 2009
I'm Still Here

Sunday, May 17, 2009
May 17th

I can still remember walking in the parade with my school in old town Stavanger, waving the Norwegian flag. Listening to all the bands, and watching everyone in their best clothes.
This is me, wayyyy long time ago. I wore this dress in the parade. And since I didn't have any dresses , I had to borrow this one from my mother. LOL!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
M Is For The Many Things She Gave Me
I want to give a "shout out" to , two other mothers who have made me a very honored Aunt...... To Shannon ~ You put the "sis" in sister-inlaw. Thank you for giving me my kind hearted snugglebuggles, Isabel and Sophie. Their pure ,honest, innocence is a reflection on the way they have been raised by a mother who will not allow her daughters to "grow up" way to fast.
Monday, April 20, 2009
The Number EIGHT
8 Things I'm Looking Forward To:
1) Flying to Dallas and then driving to Louisiana to see my family
2) My sisters wedding
3) My brother /sister /nieces and nephew meeting Andreas for the first time
4) Buying a second car
5) Getting Dora spayed
6) For the whole immigration process to be finished
7) Moving the hell out of California
8) The free wine and beer at my little sis's reception
8 Things I Did Yesterday :
1)Separated clothes for washing...and then didn't wash them
2)Sweated like a pig ( it was 96 degrees yesterday!!!)
3)Rearranged and folded Andreas clothes drawer
4)Watched Jon and Kate plus 8....I love that show until I can longer take all the screaming and crying and whining then I have to turn it off and give myself nap time.
5)Took off tags and stickers off new clothes
6)Listened to Andreas grip about how I wait until the last minute to do anything
7)Ate Dominos pizza ~ Don't worry I made sure it didn't have any snot or smell like butt before I consumed it.
8)Complained about my newly cut bangs...all day. The Asian community here does NOT know how to cut big,thick,wavy Texas hair. My bangs look like one of those Gosselin kids grabbed a pair of scissors and had at it. SIGHHHHHHH.
8 Things I Wish I Could Do :
1)6 backflips in a row
2)Lose weight and KEEP it OFF
3)Sew
4)Play classical guitar and piano
5)Speak Spanish fluently
6)Go lay out by my OWN private pool
7)Travel,Travel,Travel
8)Find a good hairdresser
8 Shows I Watch On TV :
1)Jeopardy
2)What NOT to wear
3)Clean Sweep/Design on a dime
4)Jon&Kate /Table for 12
5)History Channel
6)Animal Planet
7)Biggest Loser
8)That 70s show
I am suppose to tag 8 people.....but instead I will tag you all.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Freakin Out @ Freakin Walmart
Today has been one of THOSE days.
You know the kind I am talking about.
That if its not one thing its another.
For starters, it is time to renew our tags on the car, which is around $70.00 It is also time for our smog check ( which occurs every two years.) So we go to our
While we have had no major problems with the car and she runs fine, we were told to get a new catalytic converter. We did this just last week for 200 buckaroos. OBVIOUSLY that is not what is "wrong" with the car. So after the smog check, we went and had a diagnostic done at a
Ding! Ding! Diagnostic done......he said some code number and that it could be that the oxygen cylinder was running slow, which would be "ONLY" 150 dollars to replace although he thinks its the CC.
HUH.
AND.
WTF???!!!!
I thought the reason we had you run this test was so that you could tell us EXACTLY what the bejesus is wrong with our 12 year old pile of fiberglass.....( who by the way has been an excellent reliable car to us... I mean, for the most part)
So we shell out 4 tens and 1 five for a diagnostic of "not exactly sure "to the "professional" grease monkey.
I HATE living in a place where I don't have my dad, or my mechanic uncles , or the good ole boy up the road to do HONEST work on my car. And Andreas...bless his heart doesn't know too much about cars....(but give him a computer that needs " a fixin" ;o)
Sighhhhh.....Just when we finally get a decent amount back from Uncle Sam it goes straight to Cooters out stretched oil smeared hand.
Now on to the the title story........
Walmart. I am really starting to hate you. Yes. I was brought up on you. Yes. I even cashiered in your garden department at one time. But your not like you use to be. ESPECIALLY the ones here in California. Right now my local WM is rearranging the whole store and the layout sucks and makes no sense. I use to be able to make my grocery list in perfect order because I knew the layout of the store down to a T. Now they have the pet stuff over by the butter and yogurts.....Towels with the kitchen appliances. And they are always out of everything I need.
HELLO!!!!
I am a fat girl from Texas.
What could size zeros from SE Asia possibly need what I need to where they never have it in stock???!!!!!! ALTHOUGH...I did see a young Asian couple with a 6 pack of BIG RED in their buggy!!!! Oh yes I did!!!! I almost grabbed it out of their cart and put it in mine.
The freak out.
That came when the cashier was ALMOST through with ringing up my items and I opened up my purse.....
and
no
wallet.
I tell her to stop ringing my items because IdonthavemywalletandIcantpayforanythingandIKNOWIhadmywalletandIthinksomeonestoleitbecausetherewerethesetwoguysthatseemedtofollowmewherethebeautyproductsareandthenonewasgoneandoneaskedmewhichlotionIthoughhtwouldbegoodforhimandOMGmyhusbandisgoingtokillmecanIuseyourphone.
It was the longest run on sentence I have ever spoken in one frantic quivering breathe. I wanted to puke , I wanted to bawl my eyes out, I wanted to take my machine gun and tell everyone to say hello to my little friend.
The lady who had been scanning my groceries happened to be a supervisor, so she put all my stuff back in the buggy, gave me my reusable cloth walmart bags back (yes back to the woman who didn't pass her smog check..whatever)
So she takes me to the phone so that I can call Andreas to see if I left the wallet at home....I am SO bad about not carrying my cell phone. He cant find it. I feel angina setting in. The supervisor tells me she is going to go check the cameras and I tell her I will go see if I left it in my car.
The car that has the bag.
The bag that I used to exchange some pajama bottoms earlier at a different store.
The store that I was in such a rush to get out of I just tossed my wallet in the bag instead of putting it in my purse.
I have never been so happy to get back into line and wait for another 45 minutes to have my groceries rerung again.
Sorry cholo guy #1 and cholo guy #2 for thinking you robbed me. I hope the Jergens lotion works out for you!!!
P.S. I have nothing against small SE Asians ( Especially the ones that drink Big Red! )
OR.... men that wear chinos and wife beaters and like to have smooth skin. I love everybody....except smog testers and mechanics named Greg.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
What's New PussyCat ?
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Through The Years
And in honor of his birthday I decided to look back on the many faces and styles he has bestowed upon his family and the world.
1.) Annoying, silly little brother......
2.) Horny, beer drinking young man. ( Okay...I give you points on this photo because the young ladies boobs your staring at , you ended up making her your wife. But then again, I have to turn around and take those same points away because your drinking a Schlitz.)
3.) Showing us what you wear under your favorite polyester plaid pants.
5.) Here is your Pierce Bronson look.
6.) In the summer you proudly displayed your 1970s porno mustache and sleeveless t shirts, ( much to moms weak kneed delight!)And in the winter you gave us the lumber jack/ Paul Bunyan image.
7.) In the next pic , you look like you want to either kill a president or a Beatle. But never the less, everyone was sure to know where you were from and which
8.) A La Panama Jack......( Of course this time you decided to be a gentleman and not look down at moms boobs)
9.) You are still that annoying, silly, little boy but in a mullet wig.

10.) But the best fashion style you have ever worn is the one I love the most. And that is , just plain and simply being my dad!!! Happy Birthday you old fart!!! I LOVE you!!!
Friday, March 27, 2009
Time Is Flying By
Just last Saturday I sent Andreas off to a birthday party for one of his friends from work.
Why didn't I go ???
First of all.....it was in Compton.
Yes.
THAT Compton.
Second, the last time I went there for a birthday party Andreas, lied out his butt PROMISED that everyone there was going to speak English.
Yeah Right.
The only time they spoke English was to tell me that I really needed to learn Spanish.
And then the Mariachi band came out. And those trumpets were LOUD. So loud that you could barely hear the helicopter that was over head beaming its searchlight all over the place
But the worst part was when Andreas went to the bathroom , leaving me all alone with my white girl self.
That is when the lead singer; Mr."I am so sexy in my concho pants" , locks eyes on me. I try to hide behind all the empty Corona and Tecate bottles on the table. But he points to me and asks me a question in Spanish. I just shake my head violently no, because I figured that was a universal sign for the word...NO! Now leave me ALONE !!!!
A lady who took pity on me and my total gringaness, decides to translate in English , that he wants ME to give him a request for a song. I politely told the sombrero wielding gentleman ( after I damned Andreas under my breathe for the cuatro time).. that there were only TWO "Spanish" songs I knew :1.) "LaBamba" ( which was met by passive aggressive giggling)....and
2.)"La Cucaracha" ( which was met by shouts of glee from the young children and Uncle Ernesto who worked for Orkin pest control ).
So the band struck up the tune and everyone was clapping and stomping their feet. I must admit, I never new the word "marihuana" was ever in that song. Hmmmmm.
And to top it all off. Andreas missed the whole thing. Lucky freakin him.
I have two shouts out today...........
First I want to tell my brother and my sis- in law, HAPPY 14Th ANNIVERSARY !!!!!! ( March 26)
I also want to thank them for bumping uglies and giving me my two smart, sweet, beautiful and talented nieces.
I have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY wish for my dear red headed cousin Beverly in Texas ! ( March 27 ) I hope there will be new pics of us together this summer !!!
And on a totally different note, I came across this picture while on the internet that I felt I needed to share........( Yes, because I am weird like that)
I am not sure what disturbs me more.....WHAT he is wearing and HOW he is wearing it....or the fact that it is orange and green with horizontal stripes. But he does sing a favorite song of mine, so I guess I can forgive the Freddy Krugerish under roos....... ( but than again, who are we kidding?)
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Who Loves Ya Baby ?
** You Will Have To Scroll Down To The Slide Show And Put It On Mute In The Top Left Corner To Make The Music Stop Playing ....Yeahhhh I know its an inconvience.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
My Confessions....(Sorta Kinda)
I got tagged by LAURA over at A Form Of Therapy....
1) What is your blogger name? ....Huh? I wasn't aware I was suppose to have one.
2) When is your birthday? ..... Every year.
3) How long have you been blogging? .......Right before Xmas.
4) Who tagged you? ...... My cousin
5) Tell me your 5 most favorite body parts?
1- Mouth ( Laughing)
2- Eyes ( Twinkly)
3- Arms ( Hugging)
4- Chest ( To lay my head upon)
5- Legs ( To intertwine with mine)
6) What do you wish most for your birthday? .....Health
7) What color are your nails now? ....I peeled the clear gloss off.
8) Any depressing thoughts lately?......How I hate living in these ghetto apartments. I mean HELLOOOO. I would just like a place with some crown moulding..is that too much to ask???
9) What's your next 1 month's plan?....Preparing for my sister Rosita Chiquita Juanita Chihuahuas' wedding.
10) At what age did you have your 1st crush?.....Before kindergarten , I believe his name was ______.
11) Did you attend any school reunion after you graduated till now? Negative
12) Have you ever passed gas in public and pretended you didn't smell anything?...... No, because its hard to keep a straight face when you are gagging on your own fart.
13) Are you a clean freak?.....Maybe a couple times a year.
14) Which era do you wish you were born into? ...I love the roaring 20s but my butt and boobs are way to big for a flappers dress.
15) Are you a vegetarian?.... No...but I could probably handle it if I had to.
16) How many pillows do you sleep with at night?...Two, but technically 3 because I have 2 stuffed in 1 pillowcase.
17) Are you a light sleeper or an I-don't-care-if-there's-a-bomb-here sleeper?....Light, unless wine was consumed.
18) Do you secretly wear comfortable granny panties when your man is not around?...Awww heck, I wear them when he is around.
19) What is your ultimate dream job?.... Philanthropist/Veterinarian, Archaeologist/Princess all rolled up in one.
20) What is it your hubby does that annoys you the most?... If he is hungry, he will not make himself something to eat. He will sit there and starve and wait until I get hungry.
21) What is your dream car? This.
22) Do you easily wake up in the morning?.... Yes, but I walk around with my eyes closed shut for about 10 minutes mumbling how I hate alarm clocks, the sun and apartments without crown moulding.
23) Do you like hairy men? .... I do not have a fetish for running my fingers through back hair.
24) How about goateed men? .... I keep trying to get Andreas to grow his back.
25) Which one would you prefer, 2 hour spa, 2 hours Thai Massage or 2 hour foot massage? ....I would rather take an hour massage and 30 minutes each of the Spa and foot rub. I like variety.
26) Have you ever wished you had a different name other than your real name? When I was like 7, I LOVED the name Crystal. Can you imagine now....Crystal Cruz. That sounds like a cruise ship.
27) What is the most extreme sport you have ever done?...Got married.
28) Do you prefer traveling in Europe or Asia? ...I am surrounded by Asians where I live....So I would like to be around some Italians or Scandinavians for a change.
29) What is your favorite food? Anything with High Fructose Syrup.
30) What is the most embarrassing moment when you were out on a date? ...His wife showed up. JK. It was actually his boyfriend.
Here are the rules: Copy and paste the whole questionnaire and replace my answers with yours. You have to create a link for the blogger who tagged you. Pass to 4 other bloggers. Remember to inform them by commenting on their recent post. Display the logo anywhere on your blog. Last, answer each question with the truth, and nothing but the TRUTH...this is a confession tag, you know.
I tag.....
Everyone of my readers. I cant just pick 4....
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Et Tu, Brute?
~Edgar Allan Poe
Today is our 2nd marriage anniversary.
We have been together for almost 4 and a half years.
We have had our downs and ups.
We have been tested and we have been blessed.
We are each others best friend and that, along with the love of God, is what helps see us through each day.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown !
And since ( * Cue David Lee Roth Impersonation ).. IIIIIII aint got nobodayyyy...... to help me, it took me TWO hours to pull my hair through that cap. And believe me my stomach and neck muscles are killing me for having to bend backwards toward the mirror with hook tool in right hand and handheld mirror in left.When I finally got up to the front part of my hair, it was actually wet when I pulled it out because I was sweating so bad under the cap.
Once that was all done, I started to apply the mixer. I was SO glad I had decided to buy 2 boxes ( even though it said it was for long hair) because I most certainly needed it. However I wish I would have mixed them both at the same time instead of freakin out when I realized I really WAS going to have to use the 2nd one . And of course when I went to open the other box EVERYTHING fell out all over the floor. ( Thank goodness I had the toilet seat down! ) So while trying to gather all this stuff from up off the floor , I had to open the bathroom door because the fumes were starting to get to me, in which I then had to fight off a cat from trying to stick her nose into everything.
I usually use Revlon when I do my own highlighting, but this one was from Loreal.....so I set my timer for 30 minutes. After the timer went off I went and had a look and booked it to the sink to wash the stuff out because my strands were REALLY light. And this is where the problem begins....
Because looks can be deceiving. Especially when dealing with hair color. Bottom line...I didn't leave the color mixture on LONG enough. So are you ready to see what it looks like????
Okay...so it doesn't look quite like this. I was just trying to make myself feel better knowing it COULD have turned out like this. However , I do wish I looked like that in my bra and undies.Onto the picture of truth.....
While I was at the drugstore I had to fight off the temptation I am faced with every Easter........
Many people either love or gag on these things. Good thing they only come out once a year. However they are only my SECOND favorite chocolate egg in the world. My first they don't even sell in the U.S.......
And while these things don't have much chocolate too them, they had the best toy surprises inside. At least they did in the mid 1980's when we lived in Norway. I would save my babysitting money and ride my bike to the store and buy a bunch of them along with a Coco Cola. In a glass bottle. The big TALL glass bottles. Remember those??? Awww memories.I also want to send a shout out to my favorite Aunt whose birthday was yesterday. So in case your reading this.....Happy Birthday Aunt Ginger! I love and miss you!

P.S. I just noticed that my hair now matches my front door. Once again, another big sighhhhh.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
HodgePodge
Do you see that brownish round thing on my mouse pad? Do you know what it is???
I am either gonna go bald or I am going to have to start wearing a shower cap to bed.
And on top of having an Edward Scissor mouthed cat, I have a very grumpy bird in the house.
Okay. I have a question for all of you. I have been having some major problems with my joints. And after doing some research on the net, I came across this.....
My question is .."How many of those can you do?". There is a total of nine points you can receive. 4 points if you can do it on your left side and 4 points if you can do it on your right side , and one point if you can bend over with out bending your knees and laying your palms flat on the floor. I can do all of them, except I am not sure about the elbow one. Wanna see a pic ????...........It hurts to be so talented.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Something I Forgot To Mention

This all came about accidentally. I am the first to admit I am not extremely religious.
However, God has been drawing me near to him. So when I came across this mans blog....well I knew I had found my calling and that I was indeed lead there by the voice of God.
His blog opened my eyes to suffering I knew that was out there in this world, but which I chose to close my eyes from. I know I cant save the world, but at least I can make a difference in these 4 lives. And I do it all with my heart. And not only is my heart happy to do this, but it is honored to do it, for the Lord has blessed Andreas and I in ways that we take for granite on a daily basis.
If you do happen to read his blog ( in which I highly suggest you do), you will be able to read some emails,that he and I had sent to each other and that he asked to have permission to post on his blog.
Andreas and I have actually talked about moving to Antigua Guatemala in the future to help those in need.
I hope you find it in your heart to give to someone who is less fortunate than you.
Remember you don't have to donate money, it could be a box of food, clothing, toiletries, or perhaps becoming a volunteer, for even your time is just as precious and just as appreciated .
"If a man shuts his ears to the cry of the poor, he too will cry out and not be answered." Proverbs 21:13
And [Jesus] looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the treasury. And He saw a certain poor widow putting in two small copper coins. And He said, "Truly I say to you, this poor widow put in more than all of them; for they all out of their surplus put into the offering; but she out of her poverty put in all that she had to live on.
Please take the time to read Dick Rutgers blog. And click on the photos. I promise it will change on how you view YOUR life. You will be thankful for your home that you wish was bigger, the car you wish was more fancier, that purse you wish was a designer one, your job that you hate, the food on your table even though it is hamburger helper again , your children because they are healthy enough that they don't have to be put in a malnutrition ward.......It will open your eyes and it will shut your mouth on how bad things are going on in your world. Give hope to those who have none.

The child Dick is holding is name Julio. He is 9 years old.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
So....What's New ' Round Here?
The screams.
The crying.
The name calling.
The begging.
The banging.
He had finally seen enough of the relationship I had going on with my computer mouse, and went an ordered me a new one....
So Andreas suggested he buy and install a 12 dollar sound card in my computer, ( because the outlets for my original one was shot, there for the reason why I could only use USB).
So I was then able to pick out this $14.99 headset.....
This past Wednesday, the electric company came to my house. My landlord signed up for some kind of program where Edison Electric comes in and not only gives you energy saving light bulbs ( which I already had), but they also install energy saving FIXTURES. I had no idea there was even such a thing.
These were put in the kitchen and hallway......
My main question is..Why?...Oh WHY? Could they have not replaced this atrocity...

In other news, I am happy to say I have finally sent off the last of the forms for Andreas to adjust status and become a permanent resident. Now we will have to play the waiting game. I know it will take at least 6 months . If we would have started this sooner, this would all be said and done with. However if I didn't procrastinate, I just wouldn't be me , now would I???? I will admit I am trying my hardest to get better when it comes to that "p" word.
Something else that will be happening soon, will be that my little sister will be getting married in April. I am so happy for her, even though my future brother in law does not make the best Scrabble teammate. (Noway!... with a K. ;P )
Friday, February 20, 2009
Problem Child
Now, I say that with all the love in the world.
But I am also dead serious.
The following is the picture we got of her before we adopted her.
Sure she's so cute and sweet in the next photo....
I guess you could say the " tell tail" signs were all there.....the clothing she wore, always spaced out and being hostile to her older sister and friends.
But it kept getting worse and worse......
We have even tried "tough love" on her.....



